Sebastian wrote: ↑Sun Mar 31, 2019 10:06:07 pmThis one is a collective fuck you to the cast. Thank you all for saying I made no moves while literally none of you did anything. I made sure none of you did anything. I was on all your asses like white on rice leaking info and holding it back when I needed it. I didn't get 0 votes by accident. Thanks for asking me about 0 real questions about my game but 100 questions about the treatment of others. Thanks for making this season of stranded boring. I could have played for real but I never needed to- you all made that incredibly easy! I have never met so many loose lipped morons. And I thought I talked too much. Every plan you had was leaked to me. Every single one. When you read all the confessionals you will realize.
And most importantly, if I'm nothing more than scum- thanks for making it so easy to let scum get to the end! I beat all of you idiots. Every single one. All you got out of this was honor and a spot on jury. I got no honor but a chance. I will take a chance over honor any day.
All of you gave me words of encouragement though and I actually like the hosts :/
Is the fact I didn't even get a mention here my roast? I felt bad for you and this is how you treat me!!Sebastian wrote: ↑Sun Mar 31, 2019 10:22:15 pmAll of you gave me words of encouragement though and I actually like the hosts :/
I will try anyway!
Gary- Furry
Hannah- Thot
Danni- Sounds like a virgin apparently
Dale- I shouldn't say anything about you because I'm only supposed to roast people that actually helped host
Joaq- How on earth can I say anything bad about Joaq he is a king and the person I know the least about wtf talk to me sometime bitch.
Poody- I hope I contributed to making this season exceptionally uneventful.
Kimmi- I saw you on sometime you seem cool same as Joaq idk why I'm including you in this roast lmao
It’s ok, I got petty in my confessionals!Trashley Markwood wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:27:44 amNo comment on how the game results may play out (because I don't know) or who deserves/does not deserve what - but good for you sticking through that FTC. I think some of the hate you've been getting is a bit petty and definitely feel for you here.
I know it's hard right now, but most of these people will be instantly over it the second the game ends probably and we know that you're actually a softie and not the asshole you pretend to be <3
Easy trash roast you’re from Australia! Boom, roasted!Trashley Markwood wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:23:40 amIs the fact I didn't even get a mention here my roast? I felt bad for you and this is how you treat me!!Sebastian wrote: ↑Sun Mar 31, 2019 10:22:15 pmAll of you gave me words of encouragement though and I actually like the hosts :/
I will try anyway!
Gary- Furry
Hannah- Thot
Danni- Sounds like a virgin apparently
Dale- I shouldn't say anything about you because I'm only supposed to roast people that actually helped host
Joaq- How on earth can I say anything bad about Joaq he is a king and the person I know the least about wtf talk to me sometime bitch.
Poody- I hope I contributed to making this season exceptionally uneventful.
Kimmi- I saw you on sometime you seem cool same as Joaq idk why I'm including you in this roast lmao![]()
Dang, man, she said to roast her, not destroy herSebastian wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2019 12:31:23 pmEasy trash roast you’re from Australia! Boom, roasted!Trashley Markwood wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:23:40 amIs the fact I didn't even get a mention here my roast? I felt bad for you and this is how you treat me!!Sebastian wrote: ↑Sun Mar 31, 2019 10:22:15 pm
All of you gave me words of encouragement though and I actually like the hosts :/
I will try anyway!
Gary- Furry
Hannah- Thot
Danni- Sounds like a virgin apparently
Dale- I shouldn't say anything about you because I'm only supposed to roast people that actually helped host
Joaq- How on earth can I say anything bad about Joaq he is a king and the person I know the least about wtf talk to me sometime bitch.
Poody- I hope I contributed to making this season exceptionally uneventful.
Kimmi- I saw you on sometime you seem cool same as Joaq idk why I'm including you in this roast lmao![]()