[Sebastian]

Angela saying Chelsea saved my ass when Angela was the one going home first? Interesting. I feel like I should be the ones roasting these jurors but I have to be “nice”. Fucking dumbass. I didn’t need to vote to get rid of Angela, everyone else did it for me lolololol.

[Sebastian]

Daily reminder that I am the mastermind of this season.

[Sebastian]

I actually felt bad when gabby said she thought I was a joke, when Angela says I’m delusional and didn’t do anything I know I played just fine. I can’t believe she doesn’t know that I planned her blindside that is baffling. And why is she the second person to mention davie taking the immunity necklass lmao. That happened prejury get over it guys. If I lose to don that sucks but if I lose to davie Jesus fucking Christ

[Hannah Shapiro]

And why is she the second person to mention davie taking the immunity NECKLASS lmao.

[Gary Hogeboom]

I actually felt bad when gabby said she thought I was a joke, when Angela says I’m delusional and didn’t do anything I know I played just fine. I can’t believe she doesn’t know that I planned her blindside that is baffling. And why is she the second person to mention davie taking the immunity necklass lmao. That happened prejury get over it guys. If I lose to don that sucks but if I lose to davie Jesus fucking Christ

It's Neckless, dumbass.

[Sebastian]

wow i meant to misspell necklace as neckless and still misspelled my misspelling somehow

[Sebastian]

THIS JURY HATES ME YIKES. I'm about to lose to fucking davie lmao. These fucking redditors care more about jury management than active gameplay. Which like- fair.

[Sebastian]

I like how I am answering these questions, I want to come off as humble

[Sebastian]

I think I could get Alec's vote but maybe not Angela's. She says I can get it but I'm doubtful.

[Sebastian]

I don't think I have really mocked that many people outside of Pat and Davie for inactivity lol idk where this narrative is coming from that I mocked people.

[Sebastian]

This is so weird because I totally do have a superiority complex, but I didn't feel like I was bragging in my opening statement lol. These jurors are confusing.

[Sebastian]

Also kinda funny Alec that you say I'm mocking people when I know you berated people in DM like Robb and Gabby for not doing what you ask. But I guess I'm the bad guy? This is so silly to me. I hate this jury shit because I can't roast them because I want their vote. I have so many damn comebacks for these absolute morons. They are just sad they were on a boring fucking season with 40 unanimous votes and that none of them had the balls to make a move. "You just went with the majority" yeah you just went to ponderosa moron. They probably have soaked in weeks of realizing they could have made a move against me rounds ago and didn't. If they wanted a change, why didn't they? God damn morons. This whole cast was full of sheeple that didn't know how to make a move. They only knew how to play follow the leader. You think Chelsea made her own moves? Lmao I am laughing. If Gabby is to be trusted in her jury questions she literally tossed her game for me. But somehow I did nothing? This is the funniest thing to me. This is my evil rant that I can't let out to the jury and I hate it! I want to let them know how fucking stupid they were!

[Sebastian]

As soon as I saw these questions I thought I was too brutal. But I realized, I was not brutal enough! These people aren't even asking me questions about my game, they are asking questions about how I treated people. The nerve of these fucks! I should have beaten them into submission, showed them who's game this really was. This damn subtly was the worst decision I have ever made!

[Trashley Markwood]

Rank the morons from most to least and y :)

[Sebastian]

Rank the morons from most to least and y :)

Ugh amazing question
1 being biggest moron 9 being least

1) Steph for being boring
2) Angela for being unaware of how she got voted out
3) Alec for mocking people then complaining about me mocking people
4) Mike for being a huge target while also simultaneously doing nothing
5) Robb for being saved by clay quitting only to squander his chance at winning by sleeping
6) Pat for not doing anything at all ever in his life
7) Kellyn for not understanding her actions in the game had consequences + saying I made too many deals after having one of her final two deals exposed in game lmao
8) Gabby for interpreting me referencing a joke as calling her specifically a joke
9) Chelsea for not only saying she will vote for me in the end killing all suspense, but also not believing I have human emotions and that she won’t want to talk to any of us afterwards.

[Sebastian]

Also i can only hear the word scumbag so many times before it gets old

[Trashley Markwood]

I know you explained the system but i can't tell if 1 is most or least from these comments <3 lol

[Trashley Markwood]

Also i can only hear the word scumbag so many times before it gets old

Scumbastion.

[Sebastian]

Also i can only hear the word scumbag so many times before it gets old

Scumbastion.

Doesn’t quite have the same ring to it as trashley

[Sebastian]

I know you explained the system but i can't tell if 1 is most or least from these comments <3 lol

It was a joke I hate all of them equally