[Caryn Groedel]

But like the only person I wanted to go tell eat a dick in this cast was Steph, so maybe we were just a saner bunch :?

Sane people don't make good Stranded.

Oh, wow. Took you a month but you finally learned something of value during your time playing. Gold star for you!

[Angela]

But like the only person I wanted to go tell eat a dick in this cast was Steph, so maybe we were just a saner bunch :?

Sane people don't make good Stranded.

Oh, wow. Took you a month but you finally learned something of value during your time playing. Gold star for you!

You can keep it. Use one of the pointy edges to get yourself off. I have a feeling it’s been a long time for you.

[Caryn Groedel]

Sane people don't make good Stranded.

Oh, wow. Took you a month but you finally learned something of value during your time playing. Gold star for you!

You can keep it. Use one of the pointy edges to get yourself off. I have a feeling it’s been a long time for you.

No thank you. I use the Hidden Immunity Dildo for that.

[Angela]

Oh, wow. Took you a month but you finally learned something of value during your time playing. Gold star for you!

You can keep it. Use one of the pointy edges to get yourself off. I have a feeling it’s been a long time for you.

No thank you. I use the Hidden Immunity Dildo for that.

Yasssss. Get it bitch.

[Mike]

Oh, wow. Took you a month but you finally learned something of value during your time playing. Gold star for you!

You can keep it. Use one of the pointy edges to get yourself off. I have a feeling it’s been a long time for you.

No thank you. I use the Hidden Immunity Dildo for that.

[Robb]

Ok so Caryn sometimes pisses me off and gives me flashbacks to having to talk to Stephanie, but also Caryn's last 2 posts actually made me lol

What sort of punishment would it be to play a season with you though

[Caryn Groedel]

Ok so Caryn sometimes pisses me off and gives me flashbacks to having to talk to Stephanie, but also Caryn's last 2 posts actually made me lol

What sort of punishment would it be to play a season with you though

You’ll either get a messy cunt or an aggravating sociopath. Depends on if I care about winning or not.

[Robb]

And let me guess, you're some thirty-something dude or a lesbian

[Dale Wentworth]

And let me guess, you're some thirty-something dude or a lesbian

He’s like 14 lol

[Robb]

And let me guess, you're some thirty-something dude or a lesbian

He’s like 14 lol

That would be disappointed, I expected someone old enough to appreciate what a masterpiece of a trainwreck Caryn was.
The actual game changer.

[Caryn Groedel]

And let me guess, you're some thirty-something dude or a lesbian

He’s like 14 lol

Do not confuse my age with the age of girls you prefer to fuck, Dale.

[Robb]

Tbh Dale and Skoopin do have some face features in common

[Dale Wentworth]

This is fucked up. Can y’all not bully me please. Stranded is my safe space.

[Trashley Markwood]

Guys read Namibia and Portugal. Portugal is a season I will stan forever.

I have a soft spot for Suriname too.

[Stephanie]

Robb, the feeling is mutual. You were arguably the person I liked the least. You were a piece of shit who thought they were hot stuff and lied to people who we were allies with and ruined your game by getting the guy who liked you the most out. I get you don’t like me, but eat a dick.

[Mike]

Yeah can we just go back to shit talking each other and everyone in the game?

[Angela]

You're an asshole, Mike.

[Chelsea]

Hey losers! I'm back what did I miss??

[Mike]

Here's my fuck you to everyone:
Alec - you have shit taste in movies and your memes aren't funny
Kellyn - your avatar suits you and you're a bitch
Steph - I don't know who hates you more, you GI tract or the people in this game
Mike - your strategy sucked and everyone was pretending to like you. Fucking idiot
Pat - Which number is smaller, your age, or the number of meaningful contributions you made to this game?
Angela - your bestie didn't love you, so who did?
Robb - I bet your code is uglier than your social game.
Chelsea - your greatest accomplishment was people finding your avatar hot.
Clay -
Seb - honestly this whole thread is a fuck you.
Gabby - Congrats, you played the most gullible person in this game. What else have you done?
Davie - you're such a non-threat you can no show and get no votes.
Donathan - The only way you win is if the jury bands together to make Angela lose a titty.
Anyone not mentioned - you didn't make the merge and are irrelevant

[Angela]

Chelsea - your greatest accomplishment was people finding your avatar hot.