[Kellyn]

I'd be sad if she made FTC. The remaining players should know better. Unless she wins immunity going forward, she should get a close to unanimous vote in the next few TC.

I completely agree, but she seems to be strong-arming the HVA

[Kellyn]

Fuck Kellyn, salty ass bitch. Lol

I don't get the concept, but like I said in other threads, I'm willing to give you some reprieve for a few days. Basically never spoke to you more than a few times, and those were simply pleasantries. Now you are all aggressive. Kind of weird...

[Kellyn]

Contempt* - You all know by now my fat man fingers can't type on this keyboard. Oh yeah Ang if you didn't know, I'm a bacon eating, greasy man.

[Kellyn]

And I fucking still hate the hosts for giving me this garbage avatar.

[Mike]

If anyone goes with Chelsea they lose. Donathan, Davie, and Gabby only have a good chance of winning if they go with each other or Seb. Gabby might be on the bottom so I hope she tries to push that agenda. Robb probably wants Chelsea as a meatshield for at least another round though...

[Mike]

And I fucking still hate the hosts for giving me this garbage avatar.

Would you rather have been a 49 year old bisexual man?

[Kellyn]

And I fucking still hate the hosts for giving me this garbage avatar.

Would you rather have been a 49 year old bisexual man?

I would take that Survivor contestant over Kellyn any day. My demise was a literal description of what happened to her on her season.

https://survivor.fandom.com/wiki/Kellyn_Bechtold

Having said that, it is fucking spooky what happened with me trying to play and communicate like her and what actually happened.

If I had to do it over again, I would take making rice awkwardly all day.

[Kellyn]

Also I just want to acknowledge that by being the last entry on every Ponderosa thread I understand why I was the first juror. CHILL BITCH!

[Mike]

Also I just want to acknowledge that by being the last entry on every Ponderosa thread I understand why I was the first juror. CHILL BITCH!

Nah. You were the first juror because you were the biggest threat to win in my opinion. Chelsea may be running the game, but I really think she'll go home before FTC. You were strategic, had an understanding of the tribe, and if you gained momentum we weren't sure you could be stopped.

[Mike]

For that first vote I asked people "Which tribe member would make a viewer say 'Why didn't they take them out earlier?' at FTC?" The majority of people said you, then Chelsea, so that was my plan. Steph was a mistake for me, then I was gone and couldn't follow through.

[Kellyn]

Dam buddy. That makes me sad, we were on our way. You pulled the rip[ cord too soon. We are set!

[Kellyn]

Also I just want to acknowledge that by being the last entry on every Ponderosa thread I understand why I was the first juror. CHILL BITCH!

Nah. You were the first juror because you were the biggest threat to win in my opinion. Chelsea may be running the game, but I really think she'll go home before FTC. You were strategic, had an understanding of the tribe, and if you gained momentum we weren't sure you could be stopped.

Calling all Angelas, Calling all Angelas, could you please make your way to the front of the cabin for an explanation about your disgusting language and demeanor?

[Mike]

Dam buddy. That makes me sad, we were on our way. You pulled the rip[ cord too soon. We are set!

Yeah. That's what drives my hatred of Seb. I tanked my other options to go with him and his plan, then he flipped a round and a half later. I'm an idiot for how I played, but that doesn't make him less of a dick.

[Angela]

Also I just want to acknowledge that by being the last entry on every Ponderosa thread I understand why I was the first juror. CHILL BITCH!

Nah. You were the first juror because you were the biggest threat to win in my opinion. Chelsea may be running the game, but I really think she'll go home before FTC. You were strategic, had an understanding of the tribe, and if you gained momentum we weren't sure you could be stopped.

Calling all Angelas, Calling all Angelas, could you please make your way to the front of the cabin for an explanation about your disgusting language and demeanor?

Oh for sure. Here’s my explanation:

I’m a grown adult and can do whatever the fuck I want. Eat a dick.

[Kellyn]

Dam buddy. That makes me sad, we were on our way. You pulled the rip[ cord too soon. We are set!

Yeah. That's what drives my hatred of Seb. I tanked my other options to go with him and his plan, then he flipped a round and a half later. I'm an idiot for how I played, but that doesn't make him less of a dick.

I am kind of torn with this. I am pulling for Seb and pulling for Chelsea even though they both fucked me - BUT EVERYBODY FUCKED ME

So maybe it would be easier if they both got bounced :) But I would genuinely be happy with voting for either if I still though both stories were real. Che being in PL and struggling and Seb being a HVA soldier in college.

[Kellyn]

Nah. You were the first juror because you were the biggest threat to win in my opinion. Chelsea may be running the game, but I really think she'll go home before FTC. You were strategic, had an understanding of the tribe, and if you gained momentum we weren't sure you could be stopped.

Calling all Angelas, Calling all Angelas, could you please make your way to the front of the cabin for an explanation about your disgusting language and demeanor?

Oh for sure. Here’s my explanation:

I’m a grown adult and can do whatever the fuck I want. Eat a dick.

Nom Nom Nom. That was disgusting

[Mike]

I guess my problem is I don't feel like Seb staying makes any sense. He's been exposed for multiple rounds with two advantages in his pocket. Even if he's an ally he has a freebie to final 5 and an extra vote to get to 4. If people like Gabby, Davie and Don were playing rationally he wouldn't be here. I don't get to see his conversations or alliance building so none of it makes sense to me. If he could put together an explanation at FTC I could get over it I guess, but he'd need a damn good story haha

[Angela]

Dam buddy. That makes me sad, we were on our way. You pulled the rip[ cord too soon. We are set!

Yeah. That's what drives my hatred of Seb. I tanked my other options to go with him and his plan, then he flipped a round and a half later. I'm an idiot for how I played, but that doesn't make him less of a dick.

BUT EVERYBODY FUCKED ME

Kellyn out here getting Spitroasted in Morocco.

[Kellyn]

I think the ability to solve immunity idols in this type of game is pretty big - at least from the ones I saw. This shit was hard and he earned it. So maybe I shouldn't favor that ability as much and that is fair - convince me why. But I felt like a fucking cow eating grass and some mouse telling me to suck a dick.

[Kellyn]

Yeah. That's what drives my hatred of Seb. I tanked my other options to go with him and his plan, then he flipped a round and a half later. I'm an idiot for how I played, but that doesn't make him less of a dick.

BUT EVERYBODY FUCKED ME

Kellyn out here getting Spitroasted in Morocco.

This is a fucked up Spring Break