- Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:08:50 pm
#8135
Chris
Dog, you were straight up robbed. You had most fuckin hilarious app I've ever seen and even a few days into the game kept touting how your outdoors skills will help you here, which I don't understand. It was a shame to see you go early, but I think the lesson to be learned here is to get your squad locked in AND THEN go after people, instead of the opposite. You've been active in loser lodge and I wouldn't be shocked to see a better performance after you get some experience under your belt.
Shii Ann - Removed
"Midterms" my ass. Something tells me you don't go to Harvard. Taking five minutes to login won't kill you, you worthless hoe. At least you leaving meant we didn't have to worry about a potential Gabby link up.
Angelina - Removed
You had a rockin' app and a super unique background. Angelina is one of my favorite Survivors ever so giving you that rep was not taken lightly. I don't know what happened to you but I have to assume Caryn got a hold of you. Did I mention fuck the inactives?
Tanya
Lifetime's first original game show: What's wrong with Tanya?!
It's pretty rare that we have moms in the cast so we were super hyped to have you, especially since they usually socialize well. I think you weren't quite prepared for the activity level required for the game and so you fizzled out pretty quickly.
Brendan
Brendan: I'm not going to hold back here. It really looks like you were active until you were suddenly in the minority. That makes you a huge pussy and way down in my FF rankings. You have not been upgraded to Friendan.
Natalie
A lot of the hosts had really high hopes for you given your long history of gaming. I for one loved the schtick. I really thought you were going to use it to deflect your threat level until the merge but it feels like your activity wasn't quite what it needed to be after the swap. Also, some of these newbs have no sense of humor and thought you were annoying.
Jed
Jed Jr! I famously took you in the Stranded alumni draft even though I didn't think you would win. In Isolated you came out really strong before having your game flipped on you and eventually turned into a really quiet UTR player. Here, you seemed to be playing much better and your boot TC was one of the highlights of the season. I think your fatal flaw was not being flexible enough - your two closest allies hated each other and rather than choosing which one was better for your game you tried to make both happen. It's like when people can't choose between prison gangs. I would have maybe liked to have seen you been more vocal but overall decent performance.
Ghandia
Ghandia, I'm not exaggerating when I say you give the funniest confessionals I've read since I started hosting. You were a star in entertainment and thats why I ranked you #6 despite being pre-merge. Despite our warnings, there's always at least one person per season who conflates "UTR" with "lack of socializing/strategizing" and I think you fell for that - had you been a bit more aggressive/talkative I think you could have made it a lot further on charisma alone. You were also super active in loser lodge which was great to see and I hope you stick with us.
Kellyn
There's a pretty clear top three in fan favorite I think...but IDGAF what anyone else says, YOU are Joaquin's fan favorite. My tiebreaker for this is - when I login to Stranded, who am I thinking "what shit is ____ gonna pull next?" - and you absolutely fill that blank. I have no idea how you had the energy to go completely balls to the wall, in character trainwreck fashion, for that long uninterrupted. Your round as Nomad was legendary. And then you followed it up with a great Ponderosa. An absolute all-star in my book.
Stephanie
So...you are probably going to hate me if you read/listen to all of our pre-season content. I was so adamantly against your casting and thought your application process was a complete bore. But you coming back to Poody after your interview made him make a gut call to cast you and I'm so glad you turned out the opposite. Where was this during your interview? You're the biggest cunt in the cast and I love it. Sloppy aggressive + cunt = super entertaining. It'll be interesting to see how or if you change play styles.
Mike
You played pretty similarly to how I'd predict - I was thinking F3 goat or overplaying early merge boot before the season. You were really active which was nice, but there was a lack of big moments from you which led me to leave you towards the middle of voting. I think with more experience you'll be able to attack the game more rather than let it come to you - which usually results in you on the jury.
Pat
It's tough going out there as a replacement, but we've seen it be done well before. You have a great exit at your last tribal, but it just felt like you weren't really here a ton and people described it as hard talking to you. I think it's your age and as you grow up more and play more games you can develop into a better player.
Clay - Quit
Won't talk shit here, hope you're doing okay.
Angela
STANGELA. After the first or second boot up until F9 or so, myself (and a lot of the hosts) really thought you were taking this home. You were strategically just a cut above everyone else and seeing things before others would. In any other season I think you take this home, but a cult-like majority alliance is the ultimate killer to your playing-the-middle game since it's really hard to make flips happen. You've been a huge twat at Ponderosa which I love but - where was this during the game? Hope we see more of that next time in addition to gamebot Angela.
Alec
You were a popular preseason pick to do well, not because of any past experiences but because of your attitude toward the game and willingness to cut whoever. Well...that didn't happen. You ended up just jiving with the majority most of the time and being a meme-lord, which was fun but not really expected. I think you still have potential, as evidenced by you not pulling a Steph when your ally was blindsided, but I think you need to attack the game more. Also, your Ponderosa was insufferable.
Chelsea
We knew you were going to be entertaining as fuck this season - what we did not see coming was how good of a player you'd be. You were the most active player in the whole game and it showed. You were well liked by pretty much everyone and could whip up votes better than anyone this season. I think some players on the jury wish they would have played with you longer instead of dismissing your target level as threatening. I loved all of your antics and Filipino swearing and chats and ridiculousness - an all-star in my book. One of the clear top-three fan faves from this season, and I would not be surprised if you took home first.
Davie
It's looking like you will tie for runner-up, which is a lot better than I would have expected a couple of votes ago. You're a nice guy and provided a few nice moments (like taking immunity in the Prisoner's Dilemma challenge) but were too UTR to the point that not many could point to anything you did on your own.
Donathan
I think if I were playing on this season, I probably would have voted for you because I'm a salty bitch and while you didn't play the most out in front game you didn't burn anyone and are generally pleasant. None of the hosts really would have complained if you ended up winning, but it looks like you'll tie for runner up with two votes. I think the hosts agree we just wish we had more of the F5 and on Donathan during the whole season. A lot of the time it was frustrating watching you form ideas (that were good) in your confessional, and then just falling in line after Sebastian or Chelsea talked to you.
Gabby
Miss controversial of this season. You will undoubtedly be one of the most remembered players from this season and be on the cover, and your arc with Sebastian is in my opinion the defining one of the season...but at the same time I felt extremely frustrated by you. You're clearly smart and have won multiple games in the past, but watching you be totally willing to throw away your game for a time to try to ensure Sebastian won left a really sour taste, and honestly was probably a big damper on the lack of moves on the season since you would just shut any ideas down. Sebastian needs to thank you though, since your pleading in Ponderosa contributed greatly to his win.
Also...LOL THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU AND SEBASTIAN REALIZE YOU KNOW EACH OTHER OUTSIDE THE GAME
Robb
My preseason winner pick! You were an intense, aggressive player premerge that de facto was running the Ahmar tribe and were the best idol solver out here, the only one needing two clues. Then when the cat got out that you were a threat, you were who pretty much all the hosts were rooting for because you posed the biggest threat to the cult alliance by way of your immunity run, and that you would call them out on their bullshit. Your personality is probably the most similar to the general Stranded community of anyone out here. It sucked that you bailed on the F5 challenge, I really hope you were raw doggin' a threesome. One of the stars of the season and I expect you to finish top 3 in voting here.
Sebastian
Ziggy ziggy ziggy can't you see, just how your words just hypnotize me? Biggie summed up this season very well...you were incredibly charming socially during the game and everyone wanted to play with you at some point. Your MO in Isolated was being an overplaying fuck but here you really toned it down and had everyone reigned in along your march to the end. The relationship between you and Gabby was really key to that since all information flowed through one of you two. You're not an asshole or a sociopath, stop being a fucking edgelord, but you were quite Hantzian in your jury management and you would have lost to anyone but the two complete goats you were next to - please thank Gabby (platonically) after the season for helping save your win. Man dog, some of your jury answers were just BRUTALLY bad lol but ultimately your gameplay spoke for itself and you edged out a win. You are the person, for better or for worse, who everyone will think of first when they think of this shit stain of a season