[Kellyn]

Imagine a real girls alliance like damn

Agreed, but again, you know the beard and the huge penis thing. Oh, and I'm cutting my beard off tmw - fun fact.

"huge penis" ok

Oh whoops, I meant to say I'm cutting off my huge penis tmw. Good catch.

[Chelsea]

y'all need jesus

How rich coming from a someone who is named TRASHley.

2x Fan Fave, Official Stranded Sweetheart (Probst-appointed), and you are?

Oh great so you didn't win too. Congrats on being Fan Fave

[Gabby]

Agreed, but again, you know the beard and the huge penis thing. Oh, and I'm cutting my beard off tmw - fun fact.

"huge penis" ok

Oh whoops, I meant to say I'm cutting off my huge penis tmw. Good catch.

I can't stop laughing at this omg

[Kellyn]

y'all need jesus

How rich coming from a someone who is named TRASHley.

2x Fan Fave, Official Stranded Sweetheart (Probst-appointed), and you are?

I dont know what any of this means. So hosts vote on things?

[Trashley Markwood]

How rich coming from a someone who is named TRASHley.

2x Fan Fave, Official Stranded Sweetheart (Probst-appointed), and you are?

Oh great so you didn't win too. Congrats on being Fan Fave

girl neither did you lmao.

[Gabby]

How rich coming from a someone who is named TRASHley.

2x Fan Fave, Official Stranded Sweetheart (Probst-appointed), and you are?

I dont know what any of this means. So hosts vote on things?

Jeff decides who he wants to suck his dick at the end of every season

[Kellyn]

Agreed, but again, you know the beard and the huge penis thing. Oh, and I'm cutting my beard off tmw - fun fact.

"huge penis" ok

Receipts or you don't have one Kellyn

Well I didn't buy the dam thing Che...

[Trashley Markwood]

2x Fan Fave, Official Stranded Sweetheart (Probst-appointed), and you are?

Oh great so you didn't win too. Congrats on being Fan Fave

girl neither did you lmao.

but <3 Fan Fav is the real winner tbh

[Chelsea]

2x Fan Fave, Official Stranded Sweetheart (Probst-appointed), and you are?

Oh great so you didn't win too. Congrats on being Fan Fave

girl neither did you lmao.

I know girl that's why I love you more now cuz you are a loser like me.

[Caryn Groedel]

This thread rn

[Kellyn]

I have no idea what everyone is arguing about right now. Can we get back to the topic at hand please?

Shit I forgot what it was......hmmmm.


Oh I remember, me shaving my beard tmw.

[Trashley Markwood]

Jeff decides who he wants to suck his dick at the end of every season

I'll put in a good word for you, I guess?

[Chelsea]

I have no idea what everyone is arguing about right now. Can we get back to the topic at hand please?

Shit I forgot what it was......hmmmm.


Oh I remember, me shaving my beard tmw.

And shipping your huge dick to Gabby in Florida

[Gabby]

I have no idea what everyone is arguing about right now. Can we get back to the topic at hand please?

Shit I forgot what it was......hmmmm.


Oh I remember, me shaving my beard tmw.

You mean your "huge penis"

[Gabby]

I have no idea what everyone is arguing about right now. Can we get back to the topic at hand please?

Shit I forgot what it was......hmmmm.


Oh I remember, me shaving my beard tmw.

And shipping your huge dick to Gabby in Florida

You better fucking send it quick. My mom gets here soon and I can't have her seeing that

[Alec]

I'm voting for Clay tomorrow

[Alec]

wait

is FTC tmmrw?

[Chelsea]

I have no idea what everyone is arguing about right now. Can we get back to the topic at hand please?

Shit I forgot what it was......hmmmm.


Oh I remember, me shaving my beard tmw.

And shipping your huge dick to Gabby in Florida

You better fucking send it quick. My mom gets here soon and I can't have her seeing that

Your mom gonna keep it for herself

[Kellyn]

I have no idea what everyone is arguing about right now. Can we get back to the topic at hand please?

Shit I forgot what it was......hmmmm.


Oh I remember, me shaving my beard tmw.

And shipping your huge dick to Gabby in Florida

See adjectives are all perspective based really. You know a mouse thinks a one bedroom apartment is huge - great living. Nobody home most of the day, plenty of food, quiet, "This place is HUGE and quie - who could ask for moret"

So yeah, I'm ok with "huge" you know, if everything is in the right perspective.

[Chelsea]

wait

is FTC tmmrw?

Yes Babe